David A Baron
David Baron
AKA: White Jesus - Uncle 'Cidney - The Miracle worker - The Candy man, and a couple of others that have been uttered without a very endearing tone.
"Free stuff is good... as long as it doesn't leave a blister or a rash"
About this site
This site started out from the mind of a guy who was born on the Southwest sieede of Chicago and then traded for a quarter pound of weed to an Amish family in Ohio. So at that time I was worth about 80 dollars (this is not true but the rest of the craziness is).
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So... This site tries to showcase the many journeys I’ve taken. Like the time I met Black Moses and I was then to become known as White Jesus. Or the time I spent three days living out of a wooden box or the time I crashed through a border gate into Communist territory being shot at. I've done many different things, but each experience I have had I approached with the greatest enthusiasm and focus ( focus ?...Ooh Ooh, I bet they know I'm lying ). Either way I hope you find it interesting and that it sparks something inside you... other than shock, IBS associated with nausea. Oh let's not forget the WTF? factor either :)
My Story
Putting myself out there to people was never easy for me as a younger man. I would guess the people that now know me would never believe that. But thanks to the U.S. Army that guy up there who thought he was too sexy for his hair doesn't have that problem anymore... or that great hair.
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